MORE UK TERROR LEVEL WARNINGS ANNOUNCED:
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have
raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may even be raised yet again to "Irritated" or perhaps,
shockingly, to "A Bit Cross."
Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance."
The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
